heya... hahas. last nite, i wuz doing my sch h/w, limericks, when my sis helped me. hahas. we came up wif 3. u wanna see? hahas... they're below...
[1] There was a bowler from Asia,
Who fell into a large geyser.
He shot out of the hole,
Moaning like a ghoul,
and fell onto a pale geisha.

[2] Out in the Australian outback,
Lies this man who had bee attacked.
His name is Steve Irwin<---[[no offence...]]
Who's nickname was Mervin<---[[no offence...]]
And there he lies in a big crack.

[3] There was a guy in Singapore,
Who's girlfriend was a bore.
His name was Remy Ong<---[[no offence...]]
His girlfriend was KINGKONG<---[[no offence...]]
therefore he jumped off the 5th floor.

hahas... ltr got supplementary... not sure if i wanna go lehhx... sighs... bored... oh wells, bubbye......